No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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