My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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