I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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