Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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