I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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