Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
