It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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