Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
a search helicopter?!
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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