Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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