what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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