she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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