chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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