We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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