the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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