Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
NoShamevember. You game?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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