What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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