i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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