cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I am mentally ready for anal.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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