their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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