She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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