Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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