There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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