Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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