i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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