I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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