you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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