I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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