Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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