is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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