I'm laying in your front yard are you home
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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