with your own penis?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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