so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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