My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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