in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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