He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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