I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
