Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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