we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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