THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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