Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This is not my ceiling
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We are all done wearing pants today
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My vagina just clenched in fear
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
