Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
it's like iHOP with fire
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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