I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
