if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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