Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Randomize
