I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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