Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I lost the right to judge tonight
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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