I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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