well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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