I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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