R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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