I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
