If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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