I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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