I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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