i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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