Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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