i permit you to call me
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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