i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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